Quotes Courtesy: The Complete Murphy's Law, by Arthur Bloch
§ Airplane Law: When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.
§ Airplane Law: When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.
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No books are lost by lending, except those you
particularly wanted to keep.
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The Banana
Principle: If you buy bananas before they are ripe, there won’t be any left
by the time they are ripe. If you buy them ripe, they rot before they are
eaten.
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Baruch’s
Rule for Determinig Old age: Old Age is always fifteen years older than I
am.
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Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it
isn’t the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment.
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Buttered bread tends to fall with the buttered
side down.
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The farther away from the entrance that you have
to park, the closer the space vacated by the car that pulls away as you walk up
to the door.
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Rule of
Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
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When things are going well, someone will
inevitably experiment detrimentally.
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Cafeteria
Law: The item you had your eye on from the minute you walked in will be
taken by the person in front of you.
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Law of
Menu Language: The number of adjectives and verbs that are added to the
description of a menu item is in inverse proportion to the quality of the
resulting dish.
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If you tell the boss you were late for work
because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
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If you explain so clearly that nobody can
misunderstand, somebody will.
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The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a
constant; the population is growing.
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Conference
Principle: The speaker with the most monotonous voice speaks after the big
meal.
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If you have the time, you won’t have the money. If
you have the money, you won’t have the time.
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The bus that left the stop just before you got
there is your bus
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Whenever you need to stop at a light to put on
makeup, every light will be green.
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There are three ways to get something done: do
it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it.
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Basic Law
of Medicine: Pills to be taken in twos always come out of the bottle in
threes.
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First Law
of Debate: Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
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Dieter’s
Law: Food that the best has the highest number of calories.
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Diners Dilemmas:
A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.
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Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
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Law of
Economic Dispersion: The one you want is never the one on sale. If you like
it, they don’t have it in your size. You never want the one you can afford.
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Double-Door
Law: In approaching a double door, you will always go to the one door that
is locked, pull when you should have pushed, and push when the sign says pull.
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Nothing is as good as it seemed beforehand.
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That which we call sin in others is experiment
for us.
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Don’t try to change lines. The other line – the one
you were in originally – will then move faster.
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